What do you mean there's no government? There's always a government, they're in a bunker or a plane somewhere!
Leo Varadkar, the despot in waiting, was the first to tell us that 'Paddy the Protester' is a danger to the State. Apparently, Paddy is so stupid and ignorant that he has no idea what he is protesting about. It can't be that ordinary people have woken up to the undeniable fact that the word 'Victim' is scrawled in blood, sweat and tears across their foreheads. It's not that we realise we were bullied into a bailout, bullied into sovereign debt, bullied into austerity and that we as a people are making a stand against this government bullying us into IrishWater. Oh no, not according to Leo - 'we' of the sheep-like tendencies are actually manipulated into protesting against our betters by a shadowy and unnamed Sinister Fringe.
Hot on the heels of Leo's scaremongering, a glimpse of a real sinister fringe broke momentarily in the main stream media. The much anticipated Trichet letters bounced into the papers like a wet sponge. They told us what we already knew - an incompetent and spineless government was coerced into bullying the citizens of this little backwater to pay 42% of the total cost of the European banking crisis. The 508 million people of the EU were saved because Thrichet and his sinister fringe cronies drove 4.5 million Paddies down to the post office in his Transit van, demanded money with menaces and waited for us while we withdrew our life's savings, our children's life savings and our children's children's life savings.
Then from left field we were reminded of an older sinister fringe. The dormant Ansbacher volcano exploded into life. Dirty deals done dirt cheap by our own home grown elite to evade taxes is back on the agenda thanks to a man with spine enough to stand up and protest. This is not "thugs bussed in" to unsettle Enda's rotten apple cart, this is an insider telling us that the entire system is bust beyond fixing.
There is nobody left who thinks that IrishWater has anything to do with water, we're not that gullible. IrishWater is an elaborate slush fund for party cronies and all kinds of sinister fringes with no empathy, on sympathy and no remorse. We are all there to be used for creative accounting by a Government that hasn't got the balls to put it up to the EU. This time Noonan coming back from the EU with his sweaty fist clutching 'magic beans' is not going to cut it. We are only Europeans until it comes to saving German banks, then we are PIGS, fed shit and forced to live in a Sty. In the absence of leadership the people will stand up to this government and their EU masters. We will do it for ourselves on Dec 10th - "NO WAY WE WON'T PAY"
And Leo thinks we don't know what we're protesting about. This Government has 28 days left to scrap #IrishWater.