Thanks to the input of dedicated neo-liberals like Alan Kelly, Micheal Noonan, Joan Burton and of course Enda Kenny, we are happy, nay ecstatic, to announce that we have come up with a new and visionary solution.
In every town and city we will build one big 'Home'. Here we will house and feed the homeless, the hungry, the unemployed, the elderly, street urchins, the handicapped, the mentally ill and leftie undesirables such as anyone in PBP AAA or Socialist Workers Party.
In order to make this project self funding, all social welfare payments of any kind will cease immediately. Able bodied residents will be required to work 60 hours a week to cover the costs of their care. Those unable to work will be housed in special 'half-ration' wings where we expect there will be a sharp decline in numbers within a relatively short period.
To ensure that we eradicate all of the aforementioned social ills 'going forward', all residents of a breeding age will be sterilized upon entry.
Finally, as nobody affluent wishes to see homeless or hungry peasants, we will build ten foot high walls around each of these homes, not to keep people in you understand, but because we expect the demand to be so great we will need to keep people out.
Fine Gael/Labour, bringing stability to the masses.