TO THE PEASANTS OF IRELAND
IRISHMEN AND IRISHWOMEN
In the name of IrishWater and of the banished generations from which she once received her misguided tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through Fine Gael, summons investors to bid on all and every aspect of Irish freedom.
Having privatized and gelded her manhood through secret banking organisations, the Fine Gael Political Party, the Labour Political Party and shady billionaire MSM moguls, having patiently perfected her despotism, having resolutely waited for the right moment to reveal itself, she now seizes that moment, and supported by the IMF and by Germany, strikes in full confidence of victory.
We declare the right of Party Cronies and Elites to the ownership of Ireland and to the unfettered control of Irish destinies. The long usurpation of that right by Irish Peasants is finally over. We have extinguished the rights of the Irish people. In every generation the Irish people have wrongly asserted their right to national freedom and sovereignty; six times during the past three hundred years they have asserted it in arms. Stamping on that fundamental right we hereby proclaim the Irish Republic as a Sovereign Independent State a thing of the past, and we pledge your lives and the lives of your comrades to eternal servitude without freedom, without welfare, from this point forward.
We and the elites are entitled to, and hereby claims, the allegiance of every Irishman and Irishwoman. The 1% guarantee nothing, no religious and civil liberty, no equal rights and no equal opportunities to any of its citizen slaves, and declares our resolve to pursue the happiness and prosperity of the 1%, cherishing none of the children of the nation equally, and with careful diligence to the differences carefully fostered by an alien Government, which thankfully continue to divide our elite minority from the peasant majority.
We place the cause of the Crony Republic under the protection of the Most High EU. In this supreme hour the Irish peasantry must, by its silence and acquiescence, and by the readiness of its children to sacrifice themselves for our profit, prove itself unworthy of any other governance.
Signed on behalf of the Provisional Government